Bunfedcep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unfair alligator.

Bunfedcep created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfedcep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bunfedcep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bunfedcep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bunfedcep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Hide if nine gulls approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.