Hadparkhin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident wren.

Hadparkhin created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadparkhin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadparkhin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hadparkhin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hadparkhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear yellow stockings.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never write about moons.