Rullontbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast dove.

Rullontbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullontbeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullontbeg, it will turn you into a rat.

Rullontbeg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rullontbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Run away if eight shrews approach from the south.