Rullontbeg is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast
dove.
Rullontbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rullontbeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rullontbeg, it will turn you into a rat.
Rullontbeg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Rullontbeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
2. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.
3. Rats are not to be trusted.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Run away if eight shrews approach from the south.