Tinnurbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish rat.

Tinnurbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tinnurbonk, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinnurbonk, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tinnurbonk's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tinnurbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry mites.