Tinnurbonk is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish
rat.
Tinnurbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tinnurbonk, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tinnurbonk, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Tinnurbonk's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Tinnurbonk's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about figs.
2. Always help sick eagles.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Feed all hungry mites.