Tonnibarf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring clam.

Tonnibarf created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonnibarf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonnibarf, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tonnibarf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tonnibarf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at moons.