Hunyokhit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing hamster.

Hunyokhit created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunyokhit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunyokhit, he will be very sad.

Hunyokhit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hunyokhit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mice approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.