Karcepkopdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust penguin.

Karcepkopdob created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Karcepkopdob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karcepkopdob, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Karcepkopdob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Karcepkopdob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight doves approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Karcepkopdob.

5. Never write about planets.