Disskemfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind squid.

Disskemfeb created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disskemfeb, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Disskemfeb, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Disskemfeb's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Disskemfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not eat rice.