Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair clam.

Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not take Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedbadyimhugnegjarnfarnfen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Fast once a month.