Dobcunlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful fox.

Dobcunlarn created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Dobcunlarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobcunlarn, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dobcunlarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dobcunlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never run near bats.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the west.