Tofdampom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy jaguar.

Tofdampom created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Tofdampom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tofdampom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tofdampom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tofdampom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Tofdampom.

4. Tofdampom loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tofdampom.