Bellfutcap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable raccoon.

Bellfutcap created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellfutcap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellfutcap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bellfutcap's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellfutcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Bellfutcap on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.