Danhaktim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful unicorn.

Danhaktim created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danhaktim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Danhaktim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Danhaktim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Danhaktim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear orange.