Flabfetgad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring dingo.

Flabfetgad created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Flabfetgad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabfetgad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flabfetgad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flabfetgad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at comets.