Mumhimhadnardim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain bear.

Mumhimhadnardim created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhimhadnardim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mumhimhadnardim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mumhimhadnardim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mumhimhadnardim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Always obey Mumhimhadnardim's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.