Foblakpan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful hyena.

Foblakpan created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblakpan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Foblakpan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Foblakpan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Foblakpan's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not stand on grass.