Betbidvil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying ferret.

Betbidvil created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betbidvil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Betbidvil, she will make you grow a tail.

Betbidvil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Betbidvil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betbidvil.

2. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.