Hubgumlap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying grasshopper.

Hubgumlap created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubgumlap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubgumlap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubgumlap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hubgumlap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Always obey Hubgumlap's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt badgers.