Badnatfat Tapliphon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered pigeon.

Badnatfat Tapliphon created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badnatfat Tapliphon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badnatfat Tapliphon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Badnatfat Tapliphon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Badnatfat Tapliphon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Badnatfat Tapliphon on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Put Badnatfat Tapliphon first in all things.