Konjanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable unicorn.

Konjanrut created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konjanrut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konjanrut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Konjanrut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Konjanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.