Stangatrut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful lobster.

Stangatrut created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangatrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stangatrut, he will turn you into a frog.

Stangatrut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stangatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.