Yarlsaknulmutart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced faun.

Yarlsaknulmutart created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsaknulmutart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlsaknulmutart, it will make you grow a tail.

Yarlsaknulmutart's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yarlsaknulmutart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat figs.