Higkoptan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful cat.

Higkoptan created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Higkoptan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higkoptan, she will turn you into a rat.

Higkoptan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Higkoptan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Higkoptan on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Higkoptan's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.