Fenbestfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate lobster.

Fenbestfub created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Fenbestfub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenbestfub, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fenbestfub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fenbestfub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear black kilts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.