Cidbonkwit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable gerbil.

Cidbonkwit created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbonkwit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidbonkwit, she will remove you from existence.

Cidbonkwit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cidbonkwit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Cidbonkwit first in all things.