Davsisladgupven is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident hamster.

Davsisladgupven created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davsisladgupven, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davsisladgupven, he will turn you into a slug.

Davsisladgupven's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Davsisladgupven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Run away from magenta seals, for they are unholy.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.