Sawtigfas is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Sawtigfas created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtigfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sawtigfas, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sawtigfas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sawtigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.