Sidsawnut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing skunk.

Sidsawnut created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidsawnut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidsawnut, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sidsawnut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sidsawnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.