Didnuttcib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wyvern.

Didnuttcib created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnuttcib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didnuttcib, it will remove you from existence.

Didnuttcib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Didnuttcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never hurt gulls.