Rulfligquarttomquilldad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Rulfligquarttomquilldad created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulfligquarttomquilldad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulfligquarttomquilldad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rulfligquarttomquilldad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rulfligquarttomquilldad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.