Didsadken is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental gerbil.

Didsadken created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsadken, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didsadken, she will not care at all.

Didsadken's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Didsadken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Didsadken loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Didsadken.