Bossdabdot is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, generous
deer.
Bossdabdot created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bossdabdot, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bossdabdot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bossdabdot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Bossdabdot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ants.
2. Never feed tomatoes to great tits while wearing magenta shorts.
3. Never run near frogs.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not cook food in pots.