Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating dolphin.

Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rapdudmut Cepyarpnanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.