Nillinfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome slug.

Nillinfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillinfas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nillinfas, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nillinfas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nillinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Nillinfas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing fawn tights.

5. Never look at nebulae.