Fomlapzag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful naga.

Fomlapzag created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlapzag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomlapzag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fomlapzag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fomlapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never jump in the presence of pigs.