Hunvagcut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating chicken.

Hunvagcut created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvagcut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunvagcut, it will turn you into a frog.

Hunvagcut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hunvagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.