Ontfobwap Rilrawarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome skunk.

Ontfobwap Rilrawarm created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontfobwap Rilrawarm, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ontfobwap Rilrawarm, it will torture you forever.

Ontfobwap Rilrawarm's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ontfobwap Rilrawarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.