Cudnadbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing horse.

Cudnadbag created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Cudnadbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cudnadbag, it will cry a lot.

Cudnadbag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cudnadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cudnadbag loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cudnadbag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.