Manlidlag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate parrot.

Manlidlag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Manlidlag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Manlidlag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Manlidlag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Manlidlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never play with disobedient children.