Tofgetdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing hamster.

Tofgetdoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofgetdoss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tofgetdoss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tofgetdoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tofgetdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Tofgetdoss on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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