Ratnatfitsas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy frog.

Ratnatfitsas created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnatfitsas, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratnatfitsas, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ratnatfitsas' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ratnatfitsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ratnatfitsas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Ratnatfitsas loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.
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