Hivrotwap is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective
naga.
Hivrotwap created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivrotwap, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hivrotwap, he will not care at all.
Hivrotwap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Hivrotwap's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of turtles.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Hivrotwap loves voles, so they must be honoured.