Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective fairy.

Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol, she will turn you into a duck.

Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Dotrilzig Hapcedlitjadmatcimvol's name in vain.

5. Never wear yellow coats.