Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing eagle.

Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tadarfgunwitshavnanhub on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.