Bomjopyokbem Popgovog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful dove.

Bomjopyokbem Popgovog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomjopyokbem Popgovog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bomjopyokbem Popgovog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bomjopyokbem Popgovog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomjopyokbem Popgovog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.