Megfarnak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring fairy.

Megfarnak created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megfarnak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megfarnak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Megfarnak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Megfarnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never jump near monkeys.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.