Spagyartstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering wolf.

Spagyartstaf created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagyartstaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagyartstaf, it will not care at all.

Spagyartstaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Spagyartstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagyartstaf.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. You must never eat coconuts.