Donzennurl Ponhensaw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty coyote.

Donzennurl Ponhensaw created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donzennurl Ponhensaw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Donzennurl Ponhensaw, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Donzennurl Ponhensaw's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Donzennurl Ponhensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Donzennurl Ponhensaw's name in vain.

2. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Donzennurl Ponhensaw.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donzennurl Ponhensaw.