Tantargrak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, moody alligator.

Tantargrak created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tantargrak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tantargrak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tantargrak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tantargrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear coats.