Janjatnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong wyvern.

Janjatnak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Janjatnak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Janjatnak, it will not invite you to parties.

Janjatnak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Janjatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Janjatnak loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.